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<blockquote data-quote="Keren" data-source="post: 615636" data-attributes="member: 3195"><p>ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.</p><p></p><p>SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.</p><p></p><p>KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.</p><p></p><p>SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.</p><p></p><p>COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.</p><p></p><p>TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.</p><p></p><p>HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.</p><p></p><p>SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.</p><p></p><p>WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.</p><p></p><p>SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.</p><p></p><p>HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.</p><p></p><p>HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.</p><p></p><p>REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Keren, post: 615636, member: 3195"] ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. [/QUOTE]
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