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Sharing" in a MARRIAGE.........



The “Sharing” in a MARRIAGE....

The old man placed an order for one hamburger,

French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully

cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries,

dividing them into two piles

and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip

and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people

around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old

couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man

came to the table and politely

offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were

just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little

old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and

occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them

to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No,

thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping

his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the

little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it

you are waiting for?' She answered......

(Continue BELOW..... This is great)

















'THE TEETH…..'
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