Ireland Goes to War

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'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is
Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland .. I am ringing to
inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to
reject the Lisbon treaty!'

'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news!
How big is your army?'
'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, 'there is
myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire
darts team from the pub. That makes eleven!'

Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men
in my army waiting to move on my command.'

'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the
war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.

'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm
tractor.'

Sarkozy sighs, amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have
6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers.. Also, I have
increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.'

'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to
you.'

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the
war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have
modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in
the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as
well!'

Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I
must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My
military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'
'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you
back.'

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. 'Top o' the
mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call
off the war.'

'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden
change of heart?'

'Well,' says Paddy, 'we had a long chat over a few pints of
Guinness and packets of crisps, and we decided there is no be nice way
we can feed 200,000 prisoners .'
 

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chrisy":2jo1mthd said:
Eirinn go Brach....Pog mo thoin. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My Dear Chrisy,

I know I come from a foreign country from you, but would you please translate into Texan for me!?!?!?!?

Thanking you in advance.
 

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jw":1kpgfq1o said:
chrisy":1kpgfq1o said:
Eirinn go Brach....Pog mo thoin. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My Dear Chrisy,

I know I come from a foreign country from you, but would you please translate into Texan for me!?!?!?!?

Thanking you in advance.

It is the Irish Gaelic....Eirinn go brach...is Ireland for ever/Pog mo thoin....is kiss my a$$ :oops:
 
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chrisy":9aoo40pg said:
jw":9aoo40pg said:
chrisy":9aoo40pg said:
Eirinn go Brach....Pog mo thoin. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My Dear Chrisy,

I know I come from a foreign country from you, but would you please translate into Texan for me!?!?!?!?

Thanking you in advance.

It is the Irish Gaelic....Eirinn go brach...is Ireland for ever/Pog mo thoin....is kiss my a$$ :oops:

Thanks chrisy! :nod:
 

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