INTERNET SPREAD

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chrisy

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Day in and day out
better be careful
what you do
it's traveling around the world
The 'Internet Spread'
will catch up with you...

Many years ago
before the computer
came around
This ailment called
'Internet spread'
was nowhere to be found...

Now from morning to night
people are there
you know where
infront of computers
sitting on a chair...

That chair will do it to you
everytime
you know what I have found
it'll make your bottom round...

You can try to sit
a little to the left
or a little to the right
instead of just flat
this still wont keep
your backside firm and tight...

I guess you can stand
for a while
like an hour or two
then the muscles
back there drop
Yep..that's just what
they do...

This is what happens
it all goes saggy
next thing you know
you got a fanny that's baggy...

This is the truth
if it's something
you dread
Don't sit in front
of the computer
or you'll get
'INTERNET SPREAD'
 

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