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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 44710" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>> John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,</p><p>> how do you do such a through job of taxing the people? Are there any tips</p><p>> you can give to me so I can grow our government to be as large, </p><p>> bureaucratic</p><p>> and callous as yours?"</p><p>></p><p>> "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself</p><p>> with intelligent people."</p><p>></p><p>> Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really</p><p>> intelligent?"</p><p>></p><p>> The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to </p><p>> answer</p><p>> an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. </p><p>> "Please</p><p>> send Tony Blair in here, would you?"</p><p>></p><p>> Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"</p><p>></p><p>> The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father</p><p>> have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is</p><p>> it?"</p><p>></p><p>> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."</p><p>></p><p>> "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.</p><p>></p><p>> Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the</p><p>> same question. "John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father </p><p>> have</p><p>> a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"</p><p>></p><p>> "I'm not sure," says John Edwards, "Let me get back to you on that one."</p><p>></p><p>> Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an</p><p>> answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin </p><p>> Powell's</p><p>> shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for</p><p>> me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your</p><p>> sister. Who is it?"</p><p>></p><p>> Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"</p><p>></p><p>> Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!"</p><p>></p><p>> Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research </p><p>> and</p><p>> I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."</p><p>></p><p>> Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards and angrily yells into his </p><p>> face,</p><p>> "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 44710, member: 34"] > John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, > how do you do such a through job of taxing the people? Are there any tips > you can give to me so I can grow our government to be as large, > bureaucratic > and callous as yours?" > > "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself > with intelligent people." > > Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really > intelligent?" > > The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to > answer > an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. > "Please > send Tony Blair in here, would you?" > > Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" > > The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father > have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is > it?" > > Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." > > "Yes! Very good," says the Queen. > > Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the > same question. "John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father > have > a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" > > "I'm not sure," says John Edwards, "Let me get back to you on that one." > > Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an > answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin > Powell's > shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for > me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your > sister. Who is it?" > > Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" > > Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" > > Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research > and > I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell." > > Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards and angrily yells into his > face, > "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" > [/QUOTE]
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