I'll get me coat!!!!!!

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An army captain walks into the barracks. He spots Private Williams who is a notorious layabout.

“ Williams!! I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”
Williams replies “Thank you, sir”.

A little old lady goes into a bar.

“Barman, can I have a large Scotch with just two drops of water in it please”.

He serves the drink and she downs it in one. “Same again please, Scotch with two drops of water”.

Same thing happens. He says “it may be none of my business but are you celebrating something?”

She says “Yes, today is my 80th birthday.”

With that a gentleman along the bar says “Congratulations! May I get you a drink?”

“Thank you, yes, same again please” says the old lady.

The gentleman then asks “lady, why is it that you ask specifically for just two drops of water with your Scotch?”

“Young man” she says “when you reach my age you’ll find that you can hold your Scotch, but you can’t hold your water.”

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