If I Die.....

[icandoit]

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he sues the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family sues the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
drunk, he sues the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you sue television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you sue
the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased
sues the airline.



I must have lived too long to understand the world as it
is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is
parked in front of this computer, I want you to sue
Bill Gates...okay?

 

[cowgirl580]

:roll: :lol: :lol:

 

[Susie David]

A hundred years ago there wasn't all the legal bull and lawyers drew up wills and contracts....of course folks were alot smarter or at least they had common sense...not all the crazy warnings for things that required horse/common sense...the kids that put on a cape and flew off the barn and the ones who wanted to see first hand how deep the well was never made it out of puberty to enter the gene pool....how we have progressed.
DMc

 

[Radi Cilo]

Sueing is getting out of hand.

 

[joe]

the Mrs. fav is the man who sued Fruit of the Loom, because the sticker inside his shorts that said inspected by #19, got attatched to his tallywhacker, and when he peeled it off it took a little delicate skin. I wonder how long he was wearin' them shots for that sticker to get such a good hold?!?

 

[Beefy]

turns out i am squeamish, after all.