Ice Cream Anyone?

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Crowderfarms

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After
catching his breath
he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly,
"Crushed nuts?"
" No," he replied, "arthritis"!

:shock:
 
:lol: good one crowder

And then there was this middle age man that walks up to his wife holding a chicken under his arm. He says "Here's this old pig I been sleeping with all these years." His wife says " No it's not it's a chicken!"
The man replies " Shut up I was talking to the chicken!!"
 

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