I need to talk about something that's been bothering me

[Caustic Burno]

at one point seriously made me consider the seminary!

Maybe not quite the same :shock:, but a young lass convinced me to find the time for twice weekly congregational gatherings after a long bus ride home from a church skiing trip. She somehow managed to flip over a seat, and while upside down, start a conversation and kiss me within what seemed like a split second that lasted an hour. It was probably my first real kiss, and between worrying if we were going to get caught; not carrying if I got caught; wondering how big her daddy was; was I going to be faster than him when we got home; was my mama going to find out; wow, I bet she really can tie a cherry stem in knots with just her tongue; this probably isn't right, but it's really just a bus not a church...; how did she even think up this upside down kissing stuff anyway; she's gotta stop doing that to my neck; right side up isn't too shabby either.... it set the bar pretty high for those that followed.


Reading this thread and the number of girls that were chasing the boys definitely has me concerned as a dad of two young girls.

Trust me you will be in a state of confusion during those year's and only their momma will know what is going on.
You will find out thing's after they are married with kid's that would have landed you in the penitentiary.

 

[3waycross]

One of my dearest friends who has raised a daughter saw the pictures of my grandaughters and solemly said to me..."pray that you die before they start dating"

I believe that he might just be right!

 

[M5farm]

at one point seriously made me consider the seminary!

Maybe not quite the same :shock:, but a young lass convinced me to find the time for twice weekly congregational gatherings after a long bus ride home from a church skiing trip. She somehow managed to flip over a seat, and while upside down, start a conversation and kiss me within what seemed like a split second that lasted an hour. It was probably my first real kiss, and between worrying if we were going to get caught; not carrying if I got caught; wondering how big her daddy was; was I going to be faster than him when we got home; was my mama going to find out; wow, I bet she really can tie a cherry stem in knots with just her tongue; this probably isn't right, but it's really just a bus not a church...; how did she even think up this upside down kissing stuff anyway; she's gotta stop doing that to my neck; right side up isn't too shabby either.... it set the bar pretty high for those that followed.


Reading this thread and the number of girls that were chasing the boys definitely has me concerned as a dad of two young girls.

Trust me you will be in a state of confusion during those year's and only their momma will know what is going on.
You will find out thing's after they are married with kid's that would have landed you in the penitentiary.

Very true.

 

[shaz]

Growing up on a farm I was a proper little tomboy, girly stuff was not for me....until my folks bought me a new horse. The horse needed to be broken in so a young man in the neighborhood offered to help me, trained the mare to the stage where we could go for outrides. On one of these outrides we were overlooking a quarry when he suddenly guided his horse right next to mine, leaned over, caught me totally unawares and gave me a loooong smoldering kiss. I smelt horse, sweat and man and of all the things to happen, my one eyebrow started twitching and would not stop . From that day on I realized that not all girly stuff was bad at all :lol:

I gotta say Ali. That's some pretty hot stuff there! :shock: :lol2:

Alisonb is a 30 year old guy? :shock:

I'm kidding.

 

[Commercialfarmer]

Trust me you will be in a state of confusion during those year's and only their momma will know what is going on.
You will find out thing's after they are married with kid's that would have landed you in the penitentiary.

Your not helping any! :cry2:
I guess I better work on finding a backhoe and some good back water swamp land.

 

[papavillars]

Playing hide - n- go seek. Hid with my sisters friend and I kissed her. Three or four kisses and I was surely liking it. After we were "found" she told my sister and said it was gross. Of course my sister was mad threatened to tell on me. Pam turned out to be gorgeous, and as I remember it she was kissing me as hard as I was kissing her. Aren't memories usually in our favor.

 

[john250]

CowPollinator wrote on another thread

I KNEW at a very young age that I liked GIRLS. Waaaay before I ever understood why I liked them.

I didn't! Heck, I liked to hang around with the boys! We had a little gang you see and we got into all sorts of fun stuff. Girls were ..... well ....... girls. Besides them wanting to play with dolls which would ruin your street cred around town they were also known to carry coodies and girl germs. No. Didn't want to be around them. Plus they were mean. My older sister beat my butt many a time so I knew how mean they were. On top of that, they didn't think right. What's not neat about a salamander or watching crawfish fight? With all that going against them I didn't want to have nothing to do with them.

Nope. Not me. Not at all. Till one day, my neighbor Janet F. who was the youngest of four daughters took me by the hand and said she wanted to show me something. Janet was kindof a tomboy and she would sometimes do some of the same things we did and she wasn't squeemish or silly so I figured there was something neat she wanted to show me. Anyhow, she led me back into a grove of trees and got up in my face and kissed me and when she did a frog jumped in my pants. From that day on I had no more concerns about coodies or girl germs because that kissing business was worth the risk.

So what about your first kiss? Still remember it? I'll always remember mine - and Janet. Especially given the fact that when I was in my twenties my mom sent me a glamour magazine with Janet as a model. Did I ever mention I was a stupid kid? :bang:

Ya got any pics of Janet?

 

[Jogeephus]

Ya got any pics of Janet?

If I did I would have posted them! ;-)

The real killer is the girl two houses up from me was one of those ugly ducklings and bloomed late. In school she was nothing special then she must have fallen in fairy dust when she hit twenty and turned drop dead gorgeous. Her looks coupled with the fact she could clean fish as fast as me definitely made someone a fine catch.

 

[alisonb]

I gotta say Ali. That's some pretty hot stuff there! :shock: :lol2:

Just my contribution to Global Warming :lol:

Yes, tell us more about the "one eyebrow" twitching thing

It was just that, a twitching eyebrow. It's happened on a couple of occasions in my life when I've been really shy or embarrassed :help:

Am glad to see that most of you had a good experience with your first kiss, I'm sure there are those out there that didn't :yuck:

 

[Dave]

I was a late bloomer. In part because the neighborhood I grew up in had no girls except my sisters. So my first kiss wasn't until well into high school. I don't remember her name but I do remember the location. It was in an old chicken house just down from the house that was filled with hay.

 

[john250]

Ya got any pics of Janet?

If I did I would have posted them! ;-)

The real killer is the girl two houses up from me was one of those ugly ducklings and bloomed late. In school she was nothing special then she must have fallen in fairy dust when she hit twenty and turned drop dead gorgeous. Her looks coupled with the fact she could clean fish as fast as me definitely made someone a fine catch.

I'm 63. High school class of 1968. ONE of my classmates is an absolute babe and she's cool.
Her father was an Indiana Mr. Basketball. Genes.