HerefordSire
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I have $134,000,000,000 (yes billion) worth of US Treasury Securities. Go ahead, ask me a Question.
shorty":brjhfrk7 said:Call the president , I'm sure he could use them .
grannysoo":2yhngnvy said:For a man that is smart enough to have 134B worth of bonds in your possession, why didn't you have an equal amount of smarts to go along with it in order not to get "caught"? Or... was getting "caught" all part of your master plan?
john250":tvod73i5 said:Would you take $1 B in cash? Can you deliver?
HerefordSire":3lp3vqb4 said:john250":3lp3vqb4 said:Would you take $1 B in cash? Can you deliver?
I can take cash as long as you can prove a legitimate paper trail to the IMF. Want me to have an assistant fly to Indianapolis? What is the best restaurant and hotel there?
john250":2ymqpnt8 said:HerefordSire":2ymqpnt8 said:john250":2ymqpnt8 said:Would you take $1 B in cash? Can you deliver?
I can take cash as long as you can prove a legitimate paper trail to the IMF. Want me to have an assistant fly to Indianapolis? What is the best restaurant and hotel there?
Paper trail. We don't need no freakin' paper trail. My assistant, Vinnie, handles paper trails.
Nice Hilton in Indy, and a couple more nice new places up there. Got a Super Bowl coming.
Would you hazard a guess how much ink I'll have to buy to print a billion bux?
HerefordSire":3n82f4xl said:By the way, do you know where I can get change for a Kennedy Bond?
HerefordSire":2ppw40nn said:grannysoo":2ppw40nn said:For a man that is smart enough to have 134B worth of bonds in your possession, why didn't you have an equal amount of smarts to go along with it in order not to get "caught"? Or... was getting "caught" all part of your master plan?
Someone inside squealed on us and tipped off the local authorities. We knew we were being followed. This is the first time we ever got caught with anything over $10B. Usually, we slide by the Swiss border patrol unnoticed. Someone did not want us to dump the securities.
Jogeephus":3371kh7d said:HerefordSire":3371kh7d said:By the way, do you know where I can get change for a Kennedy Bond?
I'm game if you will accept pennies. Been saving up cause I was going to make my last payment to the X with a truck load of pennies dumped in her driveway but I got a pleasant surprise from the judge the last time she drug me into a courtroom.
grannysoo":3hpz4cor said:HerefordSire":3hpz4cor said:grannysoo":3hpz4cor said:For a man that is smart enough to have 134B worth of bonds in your possession, why didn't you have an equal amount of smarts to go along with it in order not to get "caught"? Or... was getting "caught" all part of your master plan?
Someone inside squealed on us and tipped off the local authorities. We knew we were being followed. This is the first time we ever got caught with anything over $10B. Usually, we slide by the Swiss border patrol unnoticed. Someone did not want us to dump the securities.
You side-stepped my question and gave a political answer. Re-read my questions and try again.