I know a cow joke...

[Anonymous]

What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

 

[Anonymous]

How old are those jokes? I've heard them so much that they aren't funny anymore! :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

OK Guest, if you've heard 'em all, answer this riddle....

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? :kid:

 

[fit2btied]

Will, if he wasn't just sleeping, I give. What's the answer?

 

[Will]

He was Bull Dozin'! :lol2:

 

[IABeef]

What do you call a cow walking through tall grass?

Udderly ticklish.