chrisy
Well-known member
How the world works lately.
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant. :frowns:
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company. :cowboy:
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. :drink:
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television. :kid:
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore!
So, if I die while parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates :roll:
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant. :frowns:
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company. :cowboy:
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. :drink:
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television. :kid:
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore!
So, if I die while parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates :roll:
