I ask you WHY?

[Auburn_Ag]

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[backhoeboogie]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Its a conspriacry Man!

 

[Earl Thigpen]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would you want to verify it really did taste like a mouse?? :lol:

 

[hillbilly beef man]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Its a conspriacry Man!

Because they know that people like me will eat two dogs while they are cooking; to verify the quality, of course.

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

Pilot On Intercom:

"Welcome to (city). Thank you for flying with (airline)! Please observe the 'No Smoking' sign and please fasten your seat belts. Flight attendants, please prepare for landing...

"In a few moments we will be turning onto our FINAL APPROACH to the TERMINAL..."

 

[chrisy]

Oh! sorry to burst your bubble. but most of that applies to us here in England, although they do say if America has it we must to...so go figure.

the reason why we put mascara on with our mouth open is it, so we an answer you quicker when asking us a stupid question while we are getting ready...'How long are you going to be' and so it just stuck. :lol2:

 

[Wewild]

the reason why we put mascara on with our mouth open is it, so we an answer you quicker when asking us a stupid question while we are getting ready...'How long are you going to be' and so it just stuck. :lol2:

I love it.

I never new. I must be slow.

 

[hillsdown]

Oh! sorry to burst your bubble. but most of that applies to us here in England, although they do say if America has it we must to...so go figure.

the reason why we put mascara on with our mouth open is it, so we an answer you quicker when asking us a stupid question while we are getting ready...'How long are you going to be' and so it just stuck. :lol2:

Same as Canada Chrisy..I never thought about the mascara thing before so had to try.. :? I guess we are preconditioned at birth because I am sure I did this even before I had a man nag at me.. :lol2:

 

[grannysoo]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Its a conspriacry Man!

Sorry to bust that bubble going on there, but ballpark dogs only come 8 to the pack now. So instead of eating the extra hot dogs, we just drink more beer. :roll:

 

[Auburn_Ag]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Its a conspriacry Man!

Sorry to bust that bubble going on there, but ballpark dogs only come 8 to the pack now. So instead of eating the extra hot dogs, we just drink more beer. :roll:

Those must be better and cost more than those red ones that turn the water pink made by Ziegler! :lol: :lol: :banana: