How would you handle this?

[slick4591]

http://www.focustimes.org/longview-tx-man-shocked-prostitute-booked-wife/

 

[ALACOWMAN]

What's funny is, they both were furious with each other...the song come to mind.....our D.I.V.O.R.C.E.. bcomes final today.. Me and-little J.o.e. Will be get some gone :cowboy:

 

[cowboy43]

I sure wouldn't pay her. :hide:

 

[slick4591]

I sure wouldn't pay her. :hide:

You sure would. She gets half of everything. :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

I bet the responding officers got a good chuckle out of this.

 

[cowboy43]

Maybe just keep her as a breeder and keep half the profits,

 

[Brute 23]

They sound perfect for each other. Not sure why they were fighting.

 

[SmokinM]

Not sure why he was hiring hookers if his 40something wife's body passed for a woman in her 20s. They both went there planning to get screwed, looks like it worked out. Not sure what they had to argue about. Funny story sure enough.

 

[jedstivers]

I'd be mad she was 43 and trying to pass herself as 27.
False advertisement.

 

[greybeard]

He's just mad cuz he was going to have to pay for what he had been getting for free., but he musta not "liked her body" too much, otherwise he would have been getting it enough at home to recognize what he was looking at.

 

[slick4591]

I agree. He hadn't been paying her enough attention if he didn't recognize her body.

 

[skeeter swatter]

I'd be mad she was 43 and trying to pass herself as 27.
False advertisement.

:lol2: :clap:
Bet he wrote one scathing yelp review.

 

[callmefence]

http://www.focustimes.org/longview-tx-man-shocked-prostitute-booked-wife/

So does this mean I get some kinda discount.?

 

[Farm Fence Solutions]

Not sure why he was hiring hookers if his 40something wife's body passed for a woman in her 20s.quote]

It wasn't the sex he was paying for. He was paying them to leave. Conformation is important, but disposition trumps it.

 

[hurleyjd]

He should be happy just add up all he got at home and see how much it would come to.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

My Guess is,, she's been on to him all along....checking his computer to see where he's been,and set him up..

 

[greybeard]

Kinda reminds me of the boudoir scene from the movie True Lies with Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold S.

 

[jedstivers]

Not sure why he was hiring hookers if his 40something wife's body passed for a woman in her 20s.quote]

It wasn't the sex he was paying for. He was paying them to leave. Conformation is important, but disposition trumps it.

True, it's nothing to get it. The problem comes with them wanting to hang around. Hookers are paid to leave.

 

[Farm Fence Solutions]

Husband comes home to find his wife packing her bags. He asks where she was going, and she replied "Las Vegas. Word is I can get 200 bucks for what I've been giving you for free." The husband starts packing his bags too, and the wife asks where he's going, to which he replies..."To Las Vegas to see how well you make it on $400 a year."

 

[kenny thomas]

Might be his cheapest way out just to pay her for it. Easiest way to get it too.