How to know you are too fat

[mitchwi]

I knew a guy who was so fat he could a hide a small child in the crack of his @$$!

 

[ALACOWMAN]

I knew a girl that was so fat she sat on a quarter a mashed a booger out of washingtons nose.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Flaboy is sooooo fat, he's the only guy I know that can sit on a Lifesaver and tell you what flavor it is.

 

[warpaint]

That's cold man, real cold. :lol:

 

[msscamp]

Lord, please save us from these really bad jokes! Please? :roll: :???: :roll: :???:

 

[Beefy]

I once knew this girl, she was so fat! she was so fat that she had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

I once knew this girl, she was so fat! she was so fat that she had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Sometimes people are so fat it is grose to look at! EEEWWW :roll:

 

[chrisy]

Oh Lord, here we go with the bad jokes!

we all get heavier as get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. so I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent
and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me.

 

[Medic24]

hey, fat ppl need love to! Thats why flour sales are up more then 18% over the past 5 years!
:lol:

 

[cypressfarms]

I once knew this girl, she was so fat! she was so fat that she had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Sometimes people are so fat it is grose to look at! EEEWWW :roll:

Some of the jokes were funny, I admit. When I start to get too cruel, though, I remember what my father in law used to tell me: That person is someone's daughter or son, would you like people talking about your daughter or son that way?

Not to put a damper on the jokes, sorry.

 

[chrisy]

I.m not fat I'm just to short for my weight. :lol: you know when you are to fat when your middle messures more than your height.

 

[Alan]

Enough fat jokes... but a knew a guy who was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mom.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Enough fat jokes... but a knew a guy who was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mom.

And called the Cops to have her charged with leaving the scene of an accident.

 

[GMN]

Don't you know it isn't that your fat, its what we all call being big boned! ;-)

 

[Beefy]

Enough fat jokes... but a knew a guy who was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mom.

is that the same kid who was so ugly they had to tie pork chops around his neck so the dog would play with him?

 

[Alan]

Enough fat jokes... but a knew a guy who was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mom.

is that the same kid who was so ugly they had to tie pork chops around his neck so the dog would play with him?

Yup, he had to sneek up to a glass to get a drink of water!

 

[Beefy]

Enough fat jokes... but a knew a guy who was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mom.

is that the same kid who was so ugly they had to tie pork chops around his neck so the dog would play with him?

Yup, he had to sneek up to a glass to get a drink of water!

remember that time that woman walked up to his mom and said "Aww! what a cute little monkey!"

 

[aplusmnt]

he was so ugly when he enterd a ugly contest they said sorry no professinals.

 

[Bama]

She was so ugly the peeping tom threw up on the windowsill.

 

[andybob]

Mother's letter to the doctor;"Please do something about Johnny's face,he's had it a long time and it's spreading"