how to give kitty a bath...

certherfbeef

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1 Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws
will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

5 The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come
from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

6 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power wash" and "rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.

7 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people
between the toilet and the outside door.

8 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself
 
If you are in a hurry, place cat in microwave on hi. Time 5 minutes per pound of cat. The average cat should weigh about 8 lbs. Allow an extra 30 minutes for insurance. Run to Walmart and buy a new microwave while waiting.

JB
 

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