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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.

2.? How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does
not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests
your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the
first three questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you
manage it?

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim
across. Have you not been listening? All the
crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
of the professionals they tested got all questions
wrong, but many preschoolers got
several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
 
My three year old granddaughter is smarter than her grandmother. She proves it everytime I'm around her.

Alice
 
Alice":b27qaxud said:
My three year old granddaughter is smarter than her grandmother. She proves it everytime I'm around her.

Alice

Every one of my grandchildren tells me that they are smarter than me :lol: ...except the ones that are still too young to talk, but i'm sure they are thinking it :D
 
Heritage_Farmboy":2e88twdd said:
Alice":2e88twdd said:
My three year old granddaughter is smarter than her grandmother. She proves it everytime I'm around her.

Alice

Every one of my grandchildren tells me that they are smarter than me :lol: ...except the ones that are still too young to talk, but i'm sure they are thinking it :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alice
 
Alice":33uvmfuu said:
Heritage_Farmboy":33uvmfuu said:
Alice":33uvmfuu said:
My three year old granddaughter is smarter than her grandmother. She proves it everytime I'm around her.

Alice

Every one of my grandchildren tells me that they are smarter than me :lol: ...except the ones that are still too young to talk, but i'm sure they are thinking it :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alice

they are pretty smart actually, at least smart enough to know that i'm not taking them to the store to get candy when they tell me they are smarter than me :lol: ...they don't mention it too much anymore :) :lol:
 
Good one. Kinda like having to ask my children how to do stuff on the computer. Kids are sharper than many people think.
 
I just couldn't get past stuffing an elephant/giraffe in a fridge. I mean, I kept thinking it was a trick question and there had to be a point made with putting those animals in the fridge.

Bottom line...I'm not very smart, either.

Alice
 
Miss Daisy":j8fiihcq said:
amazing how complex we all make simple concepts

The concept of putting an elephant in a refrigerator ain't simple...

Alice
 
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