IluvABbeef
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A rancher from Texas was on a tour and whenever the tour director pointed out a noteworthy spot, the rancher always commented there was a bigger or better place in Texas.
The tour group finally ended up at the top of a volcano. The folks got out, walked to the rim of the volcano and looked down at the bubbling lava. The guide waited for the Texan to say something, but he remained silent.
After a few minutes, the tour director asked, "Have you got anything in Texas that can top this?"
"No," the rancher said, "but our local volunteer fire department could put it out."
The tour group finally ended up at the top of a volcano. The folks got out, walked to the rim of the volcano and looked down at the bubbling lava. The guide waited for the Texan to say something, but he remained silent.
After a few minutes, the tour director asked, "Have you got anything in Texas that can top this?"
"No," the rancher said, "but our local volunteer fire department could put it out."
