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<blockquote data-quote="andybob" data-source="post: 631286" data-attributes="member: 2703"><p>A South African Local Pastor dies and is waiting in line at</p><p> Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in</p><p> Sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.</p><p> The gatekeeper addresses him,</p><p> "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?</p><p> "The guy replies, "I'm Sipho Mlangeni, Taxi driver, from Soweto,</p><p> South Africa, sir."</p><p></p><p> The gatekeeper consults his list. He smiles and</p><p> Says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."</p><p> Now it's the minister's turn He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."</p><p> The gatekeeper consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."</p><p></p><p> "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he</p><p> Gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"</p><p> "Up here, we work by results," explains the gatekeeper.</p><p> "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="andybob, post: 631286, member: 2703"] A South African Local Pastor dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in Sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. The gatekeeper addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven? "The guy replies, "I'm Sipho Mlangeni, Taxi driver, from Soweto, South Africa, sir." The gatekeeper consults his list. He smiles and Says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." Now it's the minister's turn He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." The gatekeeper consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he Gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," explains the gatekeeper. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed." [/QUOTE]
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