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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN AS PREPOSSED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.


(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3 ) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape
 
I've got the duct tape - do I need a prescription for the popsicle stick? :(
 
"The Doctor of the future will give no medicine. Instead he will interest or teach his patient in the care of the human frame, diet and in the cause and prevention of disease."

- Thomas Edison
 
grannysoo":ujsap0iy said:
Lammie":ujsap0iy said:
alacattleman":ujsap0iy said:
what about those of us that need a extra popsicle stick :cowboy:


You mean on either side??? ;-)

You mean one for each side, or two because one is too short.....

I think Mr. "Bammy" was talking about one not being long enough. He might want to use one of those sticks from a Corn Dog. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
 
Gee, thanks. It wasn't enough that every annoying song ever written started running thru my head from the other thread........now we have to add a disturbing visual from this one?
:shock:
 
You mean on either side??? ;-)[/quote]

You mean one for each side, or two because one is too short.....[/quote]

I think Mr. "Bammy" was talking about one not being long enough. He might want to use one of those sticks from a Corn Dog. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:[/quote]....... as long as the pointed end is whitled off.. i heard of this couple that were both drunk.. and the women took a pencil "sharp end i assume" :p and drove it into the poor fellers urethra while he was passed out... i wonder how much coffee would that be equivalent to, soberin' up that is :lol:
 
alacattleman":3gjlopq3 said:
You mean on either side??? ;-)

You mean one for each side, or two because one is too short.....[/quote]

I think Mr. "Bammy" was talking about one not being long enough. He might want to use one of those sticks from a Corn Dog. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:[/quote]....... as long as the pointed end is whitled off.. i heard of this couple that were both drunk.. and the women took a pencil "sharp end i assume" :p and drove it into the poor fellers urethra while he was passed out... i wonder how much coffee would that be equivalent to, soberin' up that is :lol:[/quote]

Oh mercy just the thought of that makes me hurt all over. And I swear I'm gonna quit drinking this time. :cowboy:
 
TexasBred":2bqxp2tp said:
alacattleman":2bqxp2tp said:
You mean on either side??? ;-)

You mean one for each side, or two because one is too short.....

I think Mr. "Bammy" was talking about one not being long enough. He might want to use one of those sticks from a Corn Dog. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:[/quote]....... as long as the pointed end is whitled off.. i heard of this couple that were both drunk.. and the women took a pencil "sharp end i assume" :p and drove it into the poor fellers urethra while he was passed out... i wonder how much coffee would that be equivalent to, soberin' up that is :lol:[/quote]

Oh mercy just the thought of that makes me hurt all over. And I swear I'm gonna quit drinking this time. :cowboy:[/quote] not gonna quit yet, just gonna have selective passin' outs
 

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