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<blockquote data-quote="BeefmasterB" data-source="post: 670359" data-attributes="member: 8931"><p>He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. </p><p>I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? </p><p></p><p>He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? </p><p>She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! </p><p></p><p>He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? </p><p>I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! </p><p></p><p>He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? </p><p>I said to him .. . They don't have time. </p><p></p><p>He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? </p><p>I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened. </p><p></p><p>He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? </p><p>I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. </p><p></p><p>He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? </p><p>I said. . . A widow. </p><p></p><p>He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? </p><p>I said to him . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BeefmasterB, post: 670359, member: 8931"] He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow. He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. [/QUOTE]
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