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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron Wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to You?"


"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our Golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking Around I noticed one of the cows had something white At its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -Stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after
that"
 

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