Guinness Book of World Records

[Tommy Ruyle]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the he!! is Rosie O'Donnell?"

 

[chrisy]

I agree who is she???? :???:

 

[Ryan]

I agree who is she???? :???:

You are better off not knowing. I sure wish I didnt know.

 

[Alan]

I agree who is she???? :???:

I think she is Donald Trumps next girl friend.

Alan

 

[kjones]

I agree who is she???? :???:

She's just a loud mouthed blow hard that thinks she knows it all and was born with the wrong genitalia.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

 

[ilfarmer92]

I agree who is she???? :???:

I think she is Donald Trumps next girl friend.

Alan

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MillIronQH]

I don't know who's uglier Rosie or the goverment person from NY whose name I won't scandlize the board with.Z

 

[chrisy]

thanks Cowgirl, looking at that face I wish I hadn't asked , she looks to have a face of thunder. I can see why he would not have won. :lol: :lol: