Stopped by one of the feed stores in town I rarely go to and the 35ish old girl said "Haven't seen you in a while--where ya been keeping yourself?"
I never miss an opportunity to mess with one of the "wood folk" around here.......
I told her I had been sick and was just now over it.
"You have that flu that's been going around?"
Naw, I had Ebola...
The look on her face was priceless.