MULDOON
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds Ole's Gorilla Removal Service. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" Ole asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there," says Ole.
An hour later the Ole shows up with a stick, a Pitbull, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Pitbull will bite the gorilla's testicles . The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Pitbull."
Ya'll have probably read this before , if you aint I hope ya enjoy it!!
An hour later the Ole shows up with a stick, a Pitbull, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Pitbull will bite the gorilla's testicles . The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Pitbull."
Ya'll have probably read this before , if you aint I hope ya enjoy it!!
