farmer rich
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One day a guy looks out of his window and sees a gorilla sitting in the
tree in his garden. So he phones the local animal control people and they
say they will send an officer out to deal with the situation. Half an hour
later the officer arrives with a big stick, handcuffs , a ferret and a
shotgun. The animal control officer goes into the house and explains his
plan.
"OK, first I am going to climb the tree and start hitting the gorilla with
the stick. Eventually the gorilla will let go and fall out of the tree. As
soon as he hits the ground the ferret is trained to jump on him and bite
his private parts. The gorilla will instinctively cross his hands to
protect himself. As soon as he does this put the handcuffs on him"
The guy thinks about it for a moment and then says "That sounds like a good
plan, but what's the shotgun for??"
The officer says "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the ferret !!
tree in his garden. So he phones the local animal control people and they
say they will send an officer out to deal with the situation. Half an hour
later the officer arrives with a big stick, handcuffs , a ferret and a
shotgun. The animal control officer goes into the house and explains his
plan.
"OK, first I am going to climb the tree and start hitting the gorilla with
the stick. Eventually the gorilla will let go and fall out of the tree. As
soon as he hits the ground the ferret is trained to jump on him and bite
his private parts. The gorilla will instinctively cross his hands to
protect himself. As soon as he does this put the handcuffs on him"
The guy thinks about it for a moment and then says "That sounds like a good
plan, but what's the shotgun for??"
The officer says "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the ferret !!
rofl
