(Good News Bad News) (Democrats Version)

[la4angus]

In the style of the old 'good news/bad news' jokes here's a 'what democrats say is good news/what it really means bad news' skit!

Enjoy!

Good news; Help is on the way
Bad news; It's the Keystone Cops

Good news; We're want the very best, most modern, technologically advanced equipment for our valuable military
Bad news; We're not going to vote for it!

Good news; We'll deal strongly with threats to this Great Country!
Bad news; We'll talk alot and appoint a commitee (btw. the great country we're talking about is France!)

Good news; Healthcare for everyone!
Bad news; You have to buy your drugs from Canada and there's a 3 year waiting list to see a specialist (of course you could go private.....doh!)

Good news; We'll bring back respect for America in the World
Bad news; like we need respect from pantywaist countries such as France, Germany, North Korea, Cuba..........

Good news; We'll only wage war when there is a real and imminent danger!
Bad news; Yes, they really have forgotten about 9/11 and it has to happen again before they'd do anything (and no guarantees there either!)

Good news; I'll appoint a VP who doesn't try to get polluters off the hook, a defence sec who listens to his military advisors and an AG who respects the Constitution of the United States!
Bad news; Meet Larry, Curly and Moe, and you thought Gore and Reno were bad! Hmmm who WAS Clinton's sec of defence? So underemployed its no wonder bin Laden had the balls to do what he did.

Good news; Theresa's here, she speaks 6 languages!
Bad news; It's going to be really handy when Portugal and Madagascar invade.

Good news; Al Gore has left the building (that really is good news!)

 

[MULDOON]

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Keep Em Coming!!

 

[certherfbeef]

 

[greenpasture78]

Good news; Healthcare for everyone!
Bad news; You have to buy your drugs from Canada and there's a 3 year waiting list to see a specialist (of course you could go private.....doh!)

Actually, I disagree there. My grandmother was getting her prescription drugs from Canada less than a few moths after her doctors prescribed drugs she needs for her heart.... There is no way in Hell she could afford drugs in America! The drug costs in Canda is twice as cheap as she would had bought in America! God bless Canada and their health programs!

Good news; We'll only wage war when there is a real and imminent danger!
Bad news; Yes, they really have forgotten about 9/11 and it has to happen again before they'd do anything (and no guarantees there either!)

Obviously, Bush and all the Bushians seems to lost this insights!

Good news; I'll appoint a VP who doesn't try to get polluters off the hook, a defence sec who listens to his military advisors and an AG who respects the Constitution of the United States!
Bad news; Meet Larry, Curly and Moe, and you thought Gore and Reno were bad! Hmmm who WAS Clinton's sec of defence? So underemployed its no wonder bin Laden had the balls to do what he did.

Sure better than the scrooges and liars we have now!

Good news; Al Gore has left the building (that really is good news!)[/quote]

Really glad Gore has left the building WADDLING! He probably hugged every trees he saw before he got into his limo or Winnebago....