certherfbeef
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping
money
to afford any. " The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies,
"I can't afford any on the money you give me. " He reaches into his
pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy
yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is
naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able
ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well,
fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,here's a comb. Tidy
yerself up a bit."
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping
money
to afford any. " The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies,
"I can't afford any on the money you give me. " He reaches into his
pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy
yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is
naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able
ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well,
fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,here's a comb. Tidy
yerself up a bit."
