chrisy
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
>>Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"
>>
>>Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf?"
>>
>>Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I
>>think I've got that going right now."
>>
>>Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to
>>stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
>>
>>Tiger says, "You play golf?"
>>
>>Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
>>
>>Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
>>
>>Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
>>and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
>>toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
>>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
>>toward his voice."
>>
>>"But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
>>
>>Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call
>>to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."
>>
>>Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
>>
>>Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
>>
>>Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
>>
>>Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
>>
>>Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?"
>>
>>Stevie says, "Pick a night."
>>Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"
>>
>>Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf?"
>>
>>Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I
>>think I've got that going right now."
>>
>>Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to
>>stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
>>
>>Tiger says, "You play golf?"
>>
>>Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
>>
>>Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
>>
>>Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
>>and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
>>toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
>>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
>>toward his voice."
>>
>>"But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
>>
>>Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call
>>to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."
>>
>>Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
>>
>>Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
>>
>>Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
>>
>>Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
>>
>>Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?"
>>
>>Stevie says, "Pick a night."
