J Baxter
Well-known member
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish Died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," andI've
Just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly "That's a really big hole for a
Goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
inside your damn cat."
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish Died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," andI've
Just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly "That's a really big hole for a
Goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
inside your damn cat."
