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TexasBred

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,

"Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
 

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Unfortunately, I have done stuff like that...
 

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TexasBred":3mnkiq2c said:
Lammie":3mnkiq2c said:
Unfortunately, I have done stuff like that...


Yeah..unfortunately I was probably the dude asking for the push. :lol: :lol:

Probably a good thing we don't live closer together. I am getting to an age where I would consider this kind of thing just to embarass my wife and kids if for no other reason. Serves em right I figure.

I just need a partner in crime, TB, you interested? Maybe we can get Lammie to hold the bail money for us.

There's got to be a little he[[ somewhere that needs to be raised. We may just be the old farts for the job
 

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3waycross":2xtgx9sp said:
TexasBred":2xtgx9sp said:
Lammie":2xtgx9sp said:
Unfortunately, I have done stuff like that...


Yeah..unfortunately I was probably the dude asking for the push. :lol: :lol:

Probably a good thing we don't live closer together. I am getting to an age where I would consider this kind of thing just to embarass my wife and kids if for no other reason. Serves em right I figure.

I just need a partner in crime, TB, you interested? Maybe we can get Lammie to hold the bail money for us.

There's got to be a little he[[ somewhere that needs to be raised. We may just be the old farts for the job


I'm in.
 
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3waycross":3et3llwo said:
TexasBred":3et3llwo said:
Lammie":3et3llwo said:
Unfortunately, I have done stuff like that...


Yeah..unfortunately I was probably the dude asking for the push. :lol: :lol:

Probably a good thing we don't live closer together. I am getting to an age where I would consider this kind of thing just to embarass my wife and kids if for no other reason. Serves em right I figure.

I just need a partner in crime, TB, you interested? Maybe we can get Lammie to hold the bail money for us.

There's got to be a little he[[ somewhere that needs to be raised. We may just be the old farts for the job

I'd try it at least "one more time". The Over the Hill Gang rides again.....Can't raise too much hel cause I don't run nearly as fast as I use to. :cry2:
 

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Yeah..unfortunately I was probably the dude asking for the push. :lol: :lol:[/quote]

Probably a good thing we don't live closer together. I am getting to an age where I would consider this kind of thing just to embarass my wife and kids if for no other reason. Serves em right I figure.

I just need a partner in crime, TB, you interested? Maybe we can get Lammie to hold the bail money for us.

There's got to be a little he[[ somewhere that needs to be raised. We may just be the old farts for the job[/quote]

I'd try it at least "one more time". The Over the Hill Gang rides again.....Can't raise too much hel cause I don't run nearly as fast as I use to. :cry2:[/quote]

Don't need to run if we get caught we'll just stand our ground and take our whippin. :cowboy:
 

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good one
 

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