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GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife recently died...)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent. I think you will enjoy it.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less.

We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait.

We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it.

A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who cares?

George Carlin
 
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in a hurry up, rush, rush world, this kinda puts things into perspective and causes one to wonder.. where are we headed?

thanks

gene

> GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife
> recently died...)

> Isn't it amazing that George
> Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian
> of the 70's and 80's - could write
> something so very eloquent. I
> think you will enjoy it.

> A wonderful Message by George
> Carlin:

> The paradox of our time in history
> is that we have taller buildings
> but shorter tempers, wider
> freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

> We spend more, but have less, we
> buy more, but enjoy less.

> We have bigger houses and smaller
> families, more conveniences, but
> less time.

> We have more degrees but less
> sense, more knowledge, but less
> judgment, more experts, yet more
> problems, more medicine, but less
> wellness.

> We drink too much, smoke too much,
> spend too recklessly, laugh too
> little, drive too fast, get too
> angry, stay up too late, get up
> too tired, read too little, watch
> TV too much, and pray too seldom.

> We have multiplied our
> possessions, but reduced our
> values. We talk too much, love too
> seldom, and hate too often.

> We've learned how to make a
> living, but not a life. We've
> added years to life not life to
> years.

> We've been all the way to the moon
> and back, but have trouble
> crossing the street to meet a new
> neighbor.

> We conquered outer space but not
> inner space. We've done larger
> things, but not better things.

> We've cleaned up the air, but
> polluted the soul. We've conquered
> the atom, but not our prejudice.
> We write more, but learn less.

> We plan more, but accomplish less.
> We've learned to rush, but not to
> wait.

> We build more computers to hold
> more information, to produce more
> copies than ever, but we
> communicate less and less.

> These are the times of fast foods
> and slow digestion, big men and
> small character, steep profits and
> shallow relationships.

> These are the days of two incomes
> but more divorce, fancier houses,
> but broken homes.

> These are days of quick trips,
> disposable diapers, throwaway
> morality, one night stands,
> overweight bodies, and pills that
> do everything from cheer, to
> quiet, to kill.

> It is a time when there is much in
> the showroom window and nothing in
> the stockroom. A time when
> technology can bring this letter
> to you, and a time when you can
> choose either to share this
> insight, or to just hit delete.

> Remember, spend some time with
> your loved ones, because they are
> not going to be around forever.
> Remember, say a kind word to
> someone who looks up to you in
> awe, because that little person
> soon will grow up and leave your
> side. Remember, to give a warm hug
> to the one next to you, because
> that is the only treasure you can
> give with your heart and it
> doesn't cost a cent.

> Remember, to say, "I love
> you" to your partner and your
> loved ones, but most of all mean
> it.

> A kiss and an embrace will mend
> hurt when it comes from deep
> inside of you. Remember to hold
> hands and cherish the moment for
> someday that person will not be
> there again. Give time to love,
> give time to speak, and give time
> to share the precious thoughts in
> your mind.

> Life is not measured by the number
> of breaths we take, but by the
> moments that take our breath away.

> HOW TO STAY YOUNG

> 1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
> This includes age, weight and
> height. Let the doctor worry about
> them. That is why you pay him/her.

> 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The
> grouches pull you down.

> 3. Keep learning. Learn more about
> the computer, crafts, gardening,
> whatever. Never let the brain
> idle. " An idle mind is the
> devil's workshop." And the
> devil's name is Alzheimer's.

> 4. Enjoy the simple things.

> 5. Laugh often, long and loud.
> Laugh until you gasp for breath.

> 6. The tears happen. Endure,
> grieve, and move on. The only
> person who is with us our entire
> life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while
> you are alive.

> 7. Surround yourself with what you
> love, whether it's family, pets,
> keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
> whatever. Your home is your
> refuge.

> 8. Cherish your health: If it is
> good, preserve it. If it is
> unstable, improve it. If it is
> beyond what you can improve, get
> help.

> 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a
> trip to the mall, to the next
> county, to a foreign country, but
> NOT to where the guilt is.

> 10. Tell the people you love that
> you love them, at every
> opportunity.

> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

> Life is not measured by the number
> of breaths we take, but by the
> moments that take our breath away.

> If you don't send this to at least
> 8 people.... who cares?

> George Carlin



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> GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11

Very nice --- thanks for sharing that item with us, Dun.
 

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