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<blockquote data-quote="john250" data-source="post: 698755" data-attributes="member: 4406"><p>Dirt farmer? Flattery will get you nowhere, traditional rancher. </p><p></p><p>I melted down my bucket, and I'm having it made into a buckle as big as yours.</p><p> </p><p>The Limmosti's are doing great. They come off pasture (fescue and mesquite) at 900 lbs@3 mos. and gain 5 lb a day in the feedlot. They grade mostly prime, and provide every essential nutrient know to science plus three others which we keep a proprietary secret. Our biggest problem is we cannot export, as the government has labeled us vital to national security. Sort of like nuclear technology. </p><p> </p><p>We have to padlock the feedlots to keep people from stealing them, as black market Limmosti's are fetching $20,000/head. </p><p></p><p>We sell a little of the meat for $500/lb hanging, but only to customers filling out an application detailing the sensitivity of their palates and their worthiness to consume meat which raises average life expectancy 20 years.</p><p>Most of it we donate to worthy causes, much like your hay crop. </p><p>A nursing home which received a donation from us reports an embarrassing number of pregnancies. When the Salvation Army served Limmosti for their free meal, crime rates dropped 90% and 50 people found good paying jobs the next day. </p><p></p><p>Limmosti, in summary, is good for what ails you. We'll send you some, (if your application is in order) but first you have to send us some of edsgrassfed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="john250, post: 698755, member: 4406"] Dirt farmer? Flattery will get you nowhere, traditional rancher. I melted down my bucket, and I'm having it made into a buckle as big as yours. The Limmosti's are doing great. They come off pasture (fescue and mesquite) at 900 lbs@3 mos. and gain 5 lb a day in the feedlot. They grade mostly prime, and provide every essential nutrient know to science plus three others which we keep a proprietary secret. Our biggest problem is we cannot export, as the government has labeled us vital to national security. Sort of like nuclear technology. We have to padlock the feedlots to keep people from stealing them, as black market Limmosti's are fetching $20,000/head. We sell a little of the meat for $500/lb hanging, but only to customers filling out an application detailing the sensitivity of their palates and their worthiness to consume meat which raises average life expectancy 20 years. Most of it we donate to worthy causes, much like your hay crop. A nursing home which received a donation from us reports an embarrassing number of pregnancies. When the Salvation Army served Limmosti for their free meal, crime rates dropped 90% and 50 people found good paying jobs the next day. Limmosti, in summary, is good for what ails you. We'll send you some, (if your application is in order) but first you have to send us some of edsgrassfed. [/QUOTE]
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