Garfield on the Gas Crisis

[Tommy Ruyle]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania and Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions???

 

[chrisy]

:clap: :clap: :clap: very good..... you can always trust Garfield to come up with a good one. :tiphat:

 

[Jogeephus]

Good point. We have vein of oil that runs under some land. Years ago they tapped it, found a gusher or two then capped them off. They don't want it for some reason. Go figure.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:clap:

 

[peg4x4]

Yeah,the oil pumps in Giddings arn't moveing,either..

 

[lonesome dove]

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions???

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."





If you're not sure what a 710 is click below:

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg