Funny Cow Caption Contest

[Beefy]

"Arsenioooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hall"

 

[Bret]

....threethreethreethree annaquarter.....

Black cows always think they're worth more.

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

Alright! Who passed gas???!!!

:shock: ;-) :cboy:

 

[CopeMan]

Who Farted?AHHHH!!! Its in my mouth!!

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Hereeeeeeees Johnny!

 

[aussie_cowgirl]

(see how mature everyone is)


example 1 of "more effective ways of releasing methane"

 

[Dad at the Ranch]

Awwwh,, come on Mr. President you want to rebuild that swamp and move me back in it??

 

[Crowderfarms]

Come On, We be fitsin to be mitsin Oprah again!

 

[dun]

What a boring speech, wish I coould catch a nap!

dun

 

[Crowderfarms]

I fell asleep when it started.

 

[Beefy]

"How now brown cow?"

 

[Angus Guy]

Beefy

Are you going to award prizes? There are some real good ones.

 

[ctlbaron]

OK girls, all together now....... Home, home on the range.

 

[NewCowboy]

" Lakesha, Tamantha, They be here with Mo' FEMA Cards, Come on!!"

This is absolutely the funniest!!!!

 

[Rustler9]

"I say what it is Holmes."

 

[Bret]

"Hope you enjoyed the show. You're a great crowd. I'll be here all week. Try the.....chicken."

 

[docgraybull]

(With Cowboy 13's addition): "Eeeeeaasy there doc, that's exit only back there!".