Funny Cow Caption Contest

[Beefy]

I'm starting a "Funny Cow Caption Contest". ready...go!

 

[Chuckie]

"No cold nosing, you Cracker!"

 

[flaboy]

Taste like chicken!

 

[Angus Guy]

You're going to do what with that glove??????

 

[Crowderfarms]

" Lakesha, Tamantha, They be here with Mo' FEMA Cards, Come on!!"

 

[Arnold Ziffle]

"Damn, all those cow butts smell BAD!!"

 

[bigbull338]

ewwwwwwwww something stinks.scott

 

[Beefy]

" Lakesha, Tamantha, They be here with Mo' FEMA Cards, Come on!!"

This one will be hard to beat. step it up.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Beefy You want more? I got em'

 

[HatCreekFan]

"heeeeey baby, c'mon over here...yeah, that's right....c'mon and see what a real cow can do for you.."

-spoken in a jeering manner towards Medic24's twink bull

 

[J&T Farm]

"Damnit, I said I wanted a fly rub"

 

[Beefy]

"That's two mineral sacks. supersized. do you want flies with that?"

 

[J]

ADRIAN!
from Rocky. (probably didn'y make any sense huh?)

 

[Jake]

"WOAH!!! I'm not in heat!"

 

[I Love Beefies]

DAMNIT!!!!
I didn't know the Doc's hands were that big I sure wished he'd warmed them up first!

 

[Susie David]

Oh my Godd... You say it's twins....

 

[Angus Guy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Beefy]

BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! *backing up*

 

[Beefy]

Darnell! You want a plasma or a flat screen?!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Whatchu mean I gots a trailer wit RET Carpet.I wunts one wit blue. Tyrone we goin bat tu duh Dome.