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<blockquote data-quote="Farm Fence Solutions" data-source="post: 1440842" data-attributes="member: 26621"><p>I haven't been to my sisters grave in nearly 10 years. I don't even feel bad about it anymore, because I realized years ago that she isn't there. Keeping up with graves is a pain, and the people in them are dead. When I die, you all are invited to the party. My family has been given the instructions too torch me and get a few kegs and fire up the smoker. 1/4 of my ashes are my daughters to do with what she pleases. 1/4 of them are to be poured into the airboat prop at high speed on the river. 1/4 of them are to be dumped at sea under full sail. It'd be really cool if somebody would stick that last 1/4 between the powder and the ball in a moderately large cannon, but since I don't have any friends with a big cannon, I've settled on powdering up a pair of woolies with them and convincing one of my buddies to enter the bronc riding at the Daddy of em all. It ought to be a good party.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Farm Fence Solutions, post: 1440842, member: 26621"] I haven't been to my sisters grave in nearly 10 years. I don't even feel bad about it anymore, because I realized years ago that she isn't there. Keeping up with graves is a pain, and the people in them are dead. When I die, you all are invited to the party. My family has been given the instructions too torch me and get a few kegs and fire up the smoker. 1/4 of my ashes are my daughters to do with what she pleases. 1/4 of them are to be poured into the airboat prop at high speed on the river. 1/4 of them are to be dumped at sea under full sail. It'd be really cool if somebody would stick that last 1/4 between the powder and the ball in a moderately large cannon, but since I don't have any friends with a big cannon, I've settled on powdering up a pair of woolies with them and convincing one of my buddies to enter the bronc riding at the Daddy of em all. It ought to be a good party. [/QUOTE]
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