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May 11, 2004
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Aren't you sick and tired of all those "friendship" poems that always
sound so goodie goodie, but never actually come close to reality! Well,
here is a series of promises that really speaks to what I think a true
friendship is all about:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again...I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because
you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move the body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
I was alwasy told that a real friend is someone you can call at 3 am to bail you out of jail. I always figured if it was good of a friend they'ld be in jail with you


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