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friday afternoon!

chrisy

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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck)
partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his wife.
After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"

"That would suit me just fine!!" the man said.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by with the same result.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,
just out of the corner of his left eye.
 

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I've read that joke many times and it always makes me laugh.
 

grannysoo

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It's like the man with two black eyes. When his wife was asked why she didn't tell him something, she replied that she had already told him twice...
 
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