French alert level

[dun]

Yet again the Terror Alert level is raised in France


CNN, AP and UPI all reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it had raised its Terror Alert level from "Run" to "Hide".

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by the recent fire that destroyed one of France's largest White Flag factories, thus disabling it's military.

 

[D.R. Cattle]

Hillarious.

 

[Campground Cattle]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Craig-TX]

Right on the money!

Craig-TX

 

[Oldtimer]

Dun- I read the other day where they finally found something the French could do-- The French groundskeepers were doing an exceptional job keeping up the American Cemetary on Normandy...........

 

[ollie]

It is hard to push a mower oldtimer with a mirror in one hand and a drink in the other. The bunch of arrogant drunks.

 

[Oldtimer]

It is hard to push a mower oldtimer with a mirror in one hand and a drink in the other. The bunch of arrogant drunks.

Just like Patton said - he'd rather be facing the French army than have them behind him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ollie]

It is hard to push a mower oldtimer with a mirror in one hand and a drink in the other. The bunch of arrogant drunks.

Just like Patton said - he'd rather be facing the French army than have them behind him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What french army. Girl scouts could beat them at anything other than cooking.

 

[dun]

Reminds me of the ad in the paper, Like new Italian Carcano rifle, only dropped once

dun

 

[greenwillowherefords]

British officers used to wear red coats so their enlisted men wouldn't know when an officer was wounded and thus have an adverse effect on the battle. The French officers wore brown pants...............

 

[ollie]

British officers used to wear red coats so their enlisted men wouldn't know when an officer was wounded and thus have an adverse effect on the battle. The French officers wore brown pants...............

funny greenwillow. :lol: