Found a Couple of Bumper Stickers

[Chuckie]

I found these bumper stickers, and I had a good laugh.
Chuckie

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

 

[Alice]

Those are good! :lol:

Alice

 

[L.A.]

My favorite, "Horn Broken, Watch for finger!"

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

"Have Gun Will Travel"

"An Unarmed Citizen is A Target"

"Carp Deim"

"One In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush"

"Trust Me"

"Tempis Fugit"

"Stop World Hunger...Get Spayed or Neutered"

"If You Can Read This...You're Too Close"

"Vehicle Protected By Smith & Wesson"

 

[hrbelgians]

If you took a S*** - please put it back.

 

[Chuckie]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

[Chuckie]

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[show steer up]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

I soooooooo need this sticker, e-bay here I come.

sarcasm.....
just one more service I offer


This is now going on my car, Ill make a mint in this town:
Have you hugged your principal today....
Furk NO


I'm going fishing for strippers.....
oops! I mean stripers.


I hate it when my little voices argue with me.

I only fish on days that end in 'Y"

 

[shorty]

Here are two of my favorites; I might be slow but I'm ahead of you. Crime doesn't pay and neither does farming.

 

[dun]

I posted one a couple of weeks ago that magicilly got depeted, probably will this time too

Hillary should have married OJ

 

[dun]

I posted one a couple of weeks ago that magicilly got depeted, probably will this time too

Hillary should have married OJ

LMAO!!!

that is funny......do you mind if I borrow that?

Have at it. It was supposedly seen in TX.

 

[Alice]

I posted one a couple of weeks ago that magicilly got depeted, probably will this time too

Hillary should have married OJ

Well, Dun, if that doesn't do it, maybe mine will. Saw it at TCU when I worked at the seminary...

God is coming, and she is p*ssed!

Alice

 

[Horticattleman]

Screw Jane Fonda

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

Martyrs or Marines...who do you think will get the virgins.

 

[chrisy]

When God made man she was only kidding.....

men call us Birds...we pick up worms.....

 

[Hippie Rancher]

Here comes the lock. (I have this one)

Halliburton - making a killing in Iraq

:tiphat:

 

[Wick]

I'm only speeding cause I gotta poop!!!!


Thank a farmer, cause he feeds your fat a$$

 

[Miss Daisy]

"Vehicle Protected By Smith & Wesson"

Vehicle insured by smith & wesson

This driver only carries $20 (in ammunition)

 

[Susie David]

On the trailer....

Susie David's well fed cattle...tailgate at own risk!

 

[Calman]

GUNS KILL
like Rosie's spoon made her fat.

Cal

 

[bitterweed]

Feed the homeless to the hungry.