Lngvew
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A weathy fellow was faced with a major decision. He had been dating 3 separate women for some time and was ready to marry one. So he decides to give each of the ladies $5000 as a gift and see how they react and more important what they do with the money.
First lady responds with huggs and kisses then head off to the spa and get a complete make over.This lady then returns to the fellow with every hair on her body plucked, dyed, waxed and brushed in place. Skin smelling like a honey suckel patch perfect makeup. She had also purchased several new sexy dresses and the frilly underthings to boot.
The fellow asked if she spent all of the money and the lady quickly responded " Yes, I did everything I could to look my best for you because I Love you so much!". The fellow was impressed.
The second lady upon receiving her money just smiled and said thank you. Then she headed for the shopping mall. She bought the fellow all sorts of new clothes, computer gadgets and playstation games. She brought all these new things over to the fellows house and placed them neatly in his house and told the fellow that she spent all the money on things for him because she wanted him to be happy and she love him so much. The fellow was impressed again..
The third lady grabbed the money and didnt say a word. She jumped in her BMW and drove to her broker. She invested all of the money in stockmarket. By the end of the week she had trippled her investment and then placed the profits in retirement plans and 401 k plans leaving some to continue to earn interest. She then tell the fellow that she had invested all of the money for their future security and wanted to be sure he would be taken care of because she love him so much. The fellow had been impressed again.
The time had come for a decision to be made so, the fellow did what any man would do, he grabbed his viagra and married a barmaid who had big fake boobs.
Whats the point you ask? Well, just think what the world will be like in 50 years. There will be a large popularion of elderly couples with perky boobs and perky peters with no recollection of what they are for.
First lady responds with huggs and kisses then head off to the spa and get a complete make over.This lady then returns to the fellow with every hair on her body plucked, dyed, waxed and brushed in place. Skin smelling like a honey suckel patch perfect makeup. She had also purchased several new sexy dresses and the frilly underthings to boot.
The fellow asked if she spent all of the money and the lady quickly responded " Yes, I did everything I could to look my best for you because I Love you so much!". The fellow was impressed.
The second lady upon receiving her money just smiled and said thank you. Then she headed for the shopping mall. She bought the fellow all sorts of new clothes, computer gadgets and playstation games. She brought all these new things over to the fellows house and placed them neatly in his house and told the fellow that she spent all the money on things for him because she wanted him to be happy and she love him so much. The fellow was impressed again..
The third lady grabbed the money and didnt say a word. She jumped in her BMW and drove to her broker. She invested all of the money in stockmarket. By the end of the week she had trippled her investment and then placed the profits in retirement plans and 401 k plans leaving some to continue to earn interest. She then tell the fellow that she had invested all of the money for their future security and wanted to be sure he would be taken care of because she love him so much. The fellow had been impressed again.
The time had come for a decision to be made so, the fellow did what any man would do, he grabbed his viagra and married a barmaid who had big fake boobs.
Whats the point you ask? Well, just think what the world will be like in 50 years. There will be a large popularion of elderly couples with perky boobs and perky peters with no recollection of what they are for.
