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<blockquote data-quote="MULDOON" data-source="post: 32927" data-attributes="member: 445">&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Fishing story &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. &gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; final winner. &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. &gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification. &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day. &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none. &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, &quot;I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way. &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, &quot;Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'&quot; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MULDOON, post: 32927, member: 445"] > Fishing story > > Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. > > > Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the > final winner. > There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things > > The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. > > > After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. > There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification. > > At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. > > Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day. > > At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none. > > That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way. > > The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'" > > "He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice." [/QUOTE]

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