MULDOON
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> Fishing story
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> Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
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> Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the
> final winner.
> There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things
>
> The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
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>
> After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.
> There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
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> At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish.
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> Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
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> At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
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> That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
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> The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'"
>
> "He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."
>
> Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
>
>
> Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the
> final winner.
> There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things
>
> The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
>
>
> After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.
> There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
>
> At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish.
>
> Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
>
> At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
>
> That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
>
> The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'"
>
> "He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."
