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Cattle Rack Rancher

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Mar 10, 2004
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Manitoba, Canada
A woman sitting in a restaurant in St John's, NFLD suddenly began
to cough while eating a giant Lobster. After a few seconds it became
apparent that she was in real distress, and two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Bob. The woman signaled 'No', desperately
shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Bill. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her
skirt yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
With that he swaggered back over to his table and proudly took
another drink of his beer.

Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob "Ya know boy, I'd heard of
dat dere Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

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