Finish the poem

[Nowland Farms]

Roses are red, violets are blue.......

 

[Crowderfarms]

You owe Misty 50 bucks, on your yearly dues.

 

[MistyMorning]

Crowbar, that doesn't even rhyme. :roll: And how much did you have to pay your buddy to start that thread?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowbar, that doesn't even rhyme. :roll: And how much did you have to pay your buddy to start that thread?

It does rhyme.
Roses are red, violets is blue
You owe Misty 50 Bucks
For your yearly dues.

Rod stolt the idea from me. He's from Alabama I heard. I dont have to pay no one no money.

Now stop PM'n me I done got 376 from you so far. And no my Wife is not going out of town next week. :shock:

 

[Jogeephus]

.....I'll gettz meeza job if you does too.

 

[MistyMorning]

Roses are red, violets are blue.......

Crowbar has a STD which makes him go
boo hoo hoo.

STD (Seasonal traumatic disorder) ;-)

Those personal messages were in response to your wife's 435 personal cries for help! :shock: I thought your psychiatrist said you weren't supposed to be reading her mail again. :roll:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Roses are red, violets are blue.......

Crowbar has a STD which makes him go
boo hoo hoo.

STD (Seasonal traumatic disorder) ;-)

Those personal messages were in response to your wife's 435 personal cries for help! :shock: I thought your psychiatrist said you weren't supposed to be reading her mail again. :roll:

That was about as funny as a fire ant in a condom.

 

[Alice]

Roses are red, violets are blue.......

Crowbar has a STD which makes him go
boo hoo hoo.

STD (Seasonal traumatic disorder) ;-)

Those personal messages were in response to your wife's 435 personal cries for help! :shock: I thought your psychiatrist said you weren't supposed to be reading her mail again. :roll:

That was about as funny as a fire ant in a condom.

Crowder,

As bad as I hate to encourage you...the visual of a fire ant in a condom is hilarious! :lol2:

Alice ;-)

 

[MistyMorning]

Crowder,

As bad as I hate to encourage you...the visual of a fire ant in a condom is hilarious! :lol2:

Alice ;-)

ALICE! What are you, insane? He is unstable right now what with the FESTIVITIES at his house and all. Who knows what he might do or say next :shock: We need to just back away, slowly and quietly. OK? 8)

 

[Nowland Farms]

Misty,

Stop PM'ing me !!! I've told you before, I will not speak to Crowder on your behalf. You can tell him yourself that you are sorry and want to make up !!!!!

Crowder, see what you have gotten your self into by flirting with these ladies. I told you.......

 

[Alice]

Misty,

Stop PM'ing me !!! I've told you before, I will not speak to Crowder on your behalf. You can tell him yourself that you are sorry and want to make up !!!!!

Crowder, see what you have gotten your self into by flirting with these ladies. I told you.......

It's not ladies...it's wimmens!

Alice

 

[MistyMorning]

Misty,

Stop PM'ing me !!! I've told you before, I will not speak to Crowder on your behalf. You can tell him yourself that you are sorry and want to make up !!!!!

Crowder, see what you have gotten your self into by flirting with these ladies. I told you.......

Oh for goodness sakes Rod from Alabama.....Stop that nonsense now.....Not another one! :shock:

It's not ladies...it's wimmens!
I was under the impression that "wimmens" were a tad bit on the large side Alice. If I am correct in that assumption, please put me down as a lady.

 

[Alice]

Misty,

Stop PM'ing me !!! I've told you before, I will not speak to Crowder on your behalf. You can tell him yourself that you are sorry and want to make up !!!!!

Crowder, see what you have gotten your self into by flirting with these ladies. I told you.......

Oh for goodness sakes Rod from Alabama.....Stop that nonsense now.....Not another one! :shock:

It's not ladies...it's wimmens!
I was under the impression that "wimmens" were a tad bit on the large side Alice. If I am correct in that assumption, please put me down as a lady.

Lady it is, m'dear... :lol:

Alice

 

[warpaint]

Roses is red,
Violets is blue,
You think Im ugly,
I think so too.!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Roses are red
some violets are too
Misty and Alice
are wimmens too.

 

[Alice]

Roses are red
some violets are too
Misty and Alice
are wimmens too.

:lol2:

 

[J. T.]

I used a nail
When I should've used a screw.

Bama can't beat Auburn
Hope the same holds for Clemson, too.

I'm cleaning stalls
And just lost my shoe.

Hope Christmas was good
Happy New Year, too.

 

[MistyMorning]

Roses are red
some violets are too
Misty and Alice
are wimmens too.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Crawdaddy has always been a pain in the butt,
Nowland is now one too.

P.S. After further review, the first poem I wrote was funny. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Roses is red
Violets is blue
Glad I dont live up Nawth
I'd be just like you :shock: