Female Comebacks!
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> > > >> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > > >> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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> > > >> Man: Is this seat empty?
> > > >> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> > > >> Man: Your place or mine?
> > > >> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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> > > >> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> > > >> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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> > > >> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> > > >> Woman: Do not enter.
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> > > >> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > > >> Woman: Unfertilized
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> > > >> Man: Your body is like a temple.
> > > >> Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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> > > >> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> > > >> Woman: But would you stay there?
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> > > >> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > > >> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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> > > >>
> > > >> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > > >> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: Is this seat empty?
> > > >> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: Your place or mine?
> > > >> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> > > >> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> > > >> Woman: Do not enter.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > > >> Woman: Unfertilized
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: Your body is like a temple.
> > > >> Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
> > > >>
> > > >> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> > > >> Woman: But would you stay there?
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> > > >> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > > >> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
