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Tommy Ruyle

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The elderly lady was at her therapist, where she said her new marriage made her feel complete.

“Complete”, he asked. “How do you mean?”

“Well, you know my first husband was a banker.”

“Yes, I remember”, the therapist says.

“And my second was an actor”, she continues. “Then there was husband number three; the tailor”.

“Yes, I remember him well. I thought you two made such a nice couple”, says the therapist.

“Oh, but I’m so complete now that I’ve married Bill, the mortician.”

The therapist asks, “I still don’t understand what you mean by ‘complete’, he says”.

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The lady says, “Well, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.”
 

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