Favorite quotes

[callmefence]

Insured by Winchester
Security by Smith and Wesson
Burials by John Deere...

 

[Caustic Burno]

The difference between lobbying and bribery is if you're a politician or not.

Unknown.

 

[Silver]

Never hire a man that wears a straw hat or rolls his own cigarettes. He'll spend all day either rolling smokes or chasing his hat.

-Grandpa

 

[Muletrack]

I have never met a salesman who thought that I did not need his product." ~ Walt Davis

 

[Muletrack]

"Get up! People die in beds!" ~ Nyle Gallagher (my dad)

 

[TexasBred]

He's about as worthless as last years bird nest.

 

[Son of Butch]

"If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle."

earliest recorded variant - August 20 1808 - Savannah Evening Ledger
"If my Aunt were my Uncle, she'd be a man." - Harry Homespun


Saying the modern version today may result in being charged with a hate crime.

 

[Son of Butch]

I came across this one today.

"Easy things should be easy and hard things should be possible." - Larry Wall
creator of programing language Perl.

 

[504RP]

If a turkey can pull a plow, i'll hook him up !

504RP

 

[SBMF 2015]

Trouble should not be borrowed or lent.

 

[Son of Butch]

"The road to hell is paved with Ivy league degrees." - Thomas Sowell

Dr. Sowell's background for those who have never heard of him.
economist - social theorist - author of 31 libertarian conservative books written from his perspective as an African American. National Humanities Medal recipient from president Bush in 2002. High school drop out, served in the marines during the Korean conflict, he graduated magna cum laude from Harvard in 1958. He turns 91 this year and I look forward to seeing the documentary of his life currently being filmed, titled "Common Sense in a Senseless World."

His critics have accused him of attacking Liberal theories.
He recently stated he thinks Systemic Racism is an untested hypothesis and nothing more than liberal media propaganda being pushed on the American people until they cave in and believe it.

All in all a pretty smart man.

 

[504RP]

"The road to hell is paved with Ivy league degrees." - Thomas Sowell

Dr. Sowell's background for those who have never heard of him.
economist - social theorist - author of 31 libertarian conservative books written from his perspective as an African American. National Humanities Medal recipient from president Bush in 2002. High school drop out, served in the marines during the Korean conflict, he graduated magna cum laude from Harvard in 1958. He turns 91 this year and I look forward to seeing the documentary of his life currently being filmed, titled "Common Sense in a Senseless World."

His critics have accused him of attacking Liberal theories.
He recently stated he thinks Systemic Racism is an untested hypothesis and nothing more than liberal media propaganda being pushed on the American people until they cave in and believe it.

All in all a pretty smart man.

That documentary comes. Let me know I would like to see it. Alot of cultures place more value in common sense than education. Feel that way myself exspeally with what is being taught in U.S schools and college levels.

 

[504RP]

Quicker than you can say. " The rat ran over the roof with a peace of raw liver in his mouth ! "

Lol ! " Festus Haygen, Gun Smoke . " Lol !
"

 

[D2Cat]

Some people are so proud they could strut setting down!

 

[callmefence]

Poor children are just as smart as white children..

Joe Biden

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[Caustic Burno]

"Your like a little fiest dog just barking to feel your butt hole wiggle."

grandma

 

[Son of Butch]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - the movie Outlaw Jose Wales

Snake oil salesman (holding a bottle of patent medicine) "Your young friend could
use some help. This is it.... $1 a bottle... it works wonders on wounds."

Josey Wales: "Works wonders on just about anything, eh?
Salesman: "It can do most anything."
Jose Wales (spits tobacco juice on salesman's coat) "How's it with stains?

 

[76 Bar]

The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways.
John F Kennedy

 

[Son of Butch]

Buys at retail, sells at wholesale and pays the freight both ways.
hmm... some business model; not exactly the definition of the brightest bulb
or the sharpest knife.