Farmer Wants a Wife

[wbvs58]

As in shopping for knockers?

Yep, Ron is a very fit fellow for his age and he just sees the one lady who is a bit fascinated with him and gives him a bit of special attention. It is like when he goes to the gym all the ladies like to give him a hug nut knowing what a lethal weapon he still carries.

Ken

 

[Dave]

Y'all are making me blush

You must blush easily. If this weren't a family forum I could tell you some stories..........

 

[sstterry]

all the ladies like to give him a hug nut knowing what a lethal weapon he still carries.

Ken

"Hug Nut" is another Australian term I had to look up. Who would have guessed the varied things you can learn on a Cattle Board?

Note, for those interested, the meaning is: Men's swimming briefs, tight-fitting jeans or similar, especially tight, lower-body garments.

 

[ClinchValley86]

Best board on the whole interweb.

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

A man who has to pay for it there is something wrong with this picture.

 

[greybeard]

If this weren't a family forum I could tell you some stories..........

I considered the same thing Dave.

A man who has to pay for it there is something wrong with this picture.

There is a big difference between 'has to' and 'chooses to'.

And, there are a great # of men and women who will say payment is made, one way or another, regardless.
Love is grand but you'll pay more than that and should it someday come, divorce is well over $100 grand.

 

[Travlr]

A man who has to pay for it there is something wrong with this picture.

There is a big difference between 'has to' and 'chooses to'.

When I began living in Nevada between Arkansas and SD, I was fine with legal prostitution. I thought it was a way to protect the working women, satisfy guys that weren't husband material, etc... My thoughts were lots of benefits and little downside. But the downside was there and in the end I changed my mind. There was this undercurrent in the way men viewed women and treated them, and my daughter (all female relatives) and was worth more than what their attitude engendered. And I didn't want my son growing up with that attitude either.

 

[greybeard]

A man asks his wife "Honey, what do you want for your birthday?"

She says "A divorce."

And he says "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

One who pays for it is not husband material or even boyfriend material. Plus the diseases and condoms do break.

 

[Stonewall Joe]

How'd they ever get em to fit in a mailbox?

you only get little women

 

[wbvs58]

"Hug Nut" is another Australian term I had to look up. Who would have guessed the varied things you can learn on a Cattle Board?

Note, for those interested, the meaning is: Men's swimming briefs, tight-fitting jeans or similar, especially tight, lower-body garments.

Budgie smugglers.

Ken

 

[greybeard]

Grandson to Grandfather:
"Any advice on how to pick a wife?"

Grandfather:
"Take her fishing first to see if she can keep her mouth shut."